speedo man

HRRRRRRRRRGF

I dunno if he'll be accepted. He was made with Paintbrush AKA MS Paint for Mac and it's all I have for now. BUT I HOPE HE DOES GET IN BECAUSE I WORKED HARD ON THIS FFFFF
I've had him for a while and didn't know what do do with him until Purple saved me. SOOOOO HERE HE IS

App coming soon.

Name: Sheldon "Shelly" McArthur/Sh'la Mesopotomia
Age: Let's say he's 25.
Gender: Male
Species: Medeaus Gorgona
Occupation/role: Lifeguard/boy molester (another one for boy rape month...)
Orientation: Homosexual (Dallie disapproves of this.)
Relationship status: Switches between his "prey" at times
Likes: Boys,his sister,boys,the pool,making boys wear speedos,boys,the fact that his whistle looks like a di-- *shot*,BOYS
Dislikes: Girls,his sister disapproving,dry weather,boys with clothes,when he can't molest,GIRLS
Personality: Laidback for a lifeguard. Not-so-secretly perverted with strange ways that even Lacoon might question his molesting techniques.
Bio: Sheldon used to work as a lifeguard in California before his parents or his sister went researching. He didn't like his planet, it wasn't very fun. When his parents landed with news that Dahlia (his sister) was to go to a boarding school, he sad fine, she was capable. But when he decided to check on her, he also tried to apply for a lifeguard position, in order to keep his routine in check. So here he is. Watch out, Carl! *shot*